BS.

As in Butternut Squash! ....I'm so funny.
I discovered I actually dislike butternut squash...at least how I made it. I still have to eat it though...

I had trouble cutting it in half.

hmmph. my attempt to make juice ended up looking like a purple massacre.

I think my printer is possessed. After an hour of not printing anything, it finally spit out a single page. On this single page was one word,  "um."